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5 Things You May Experience on the 5R: Straight From a Devoted Muni Rider

You can almost always count on Muni to be a hot, hot mess. (Especially on those days temperatures reach a record breaking 69 degrees.) However, with countless stops and endless routes, Muni provides a cheap and truly accessibly opportunity to experience all San Francisco has to offer. Hop on the 22 Fillmore in the Marina […]

You’re Caught Outside Without Your Keys—7 Stages Of Grief

So you’ve forgotten your keys inside your San Francisco apartment—happens to the best of us. Though your roommates aren’t home, unable to let you in, your friends aren’t picking up their texts and you don’t have neighbors. C’est La Vie. But if you’re ample enough to stay outside and bear the fruit of desolation, these […]

The Chicest Outhouse You Will Ever Stumble Across In Santa Cruz

Stumbling upon Imgur, we came across a post that simply read, “we built an outhouse”; intriguing to say the least. Essentially, Jeff Waldman and his girlfriend really enjoy a nice bathroom to relieve themselves in. The two decided to build out an entirely chic outhouse on their property in Santa Cruz and as Waldman describes—it’s […]

Farm-To-Table Dining May Come To Jails Very Soon

We are just as confused as you are. Sheriff Vicky Hennessy (of San Francisco and is the San Francisco’s first female sheriff) wants to explore the possibility of bringing a more farm-to-table culinary situation to San Francisco’s jails. “It would be locally sourced food, the kind I like to eat,” Hennessy tells the San Francisco Examiner. […]

Anomie In The Marina Had An LOL-Moment with a Shoplifter & It Was All Caught On Tape

Stealing from small businesses is never cool. DUH. Especially when it happens to our dear friends, one marginal consumer got symbolically smacked upside the head by the Cow Hollow jumper, blouse, and accessory boutique ANOMIE. We’ve been known to stroll in from time to time and the owner, Chelsea Moylan, is the most down-to-earth-gal you […]

If You Thought You’re Having A Manic Monday: SFO Pilot Meltsdown Over Intercom

Photo via SFO An United Airlines flight bound for San Francisco from Austin was waylaid Saturday after the pilot showed up late and in civilian clothes. It only got weirder. And of course, someone recorded the entire incident. The pilot began to politically rant about the wrong doing’s of both Trump and Clinton whilst making […]

You Can Now Rent The Hillsborough ‘Flintstone House’ On Airbnb

<img src="http://static1.squarespace.com/static/58393163bebafb6551265dd9/583932e357bf42f996cea64b/583932ec57bf42f996cea8ae/1480145110969/tumblr_inline_ofw828TNVV1qcg0hm_540.jpg million), the house has recently gone on Airbnb as a rental home for 6. For $750 per night, you can relive your childhood memories in this very chic 3 bed/3 bath home. The three-bedroom house was constructed in 1976 and served to test out a new construction technique. Architect William Nicholson designed the […]

Bay Area Beats: Treasure Island Music Festival Got Wet And The People Were Angered

Though a lackluster apology in itself and written Notes… Many were quick to lash out at the festival for not properly preparing. “portnoyscomplaint_13: This letter is infuriating. It is incredibly minimizing of the utter shit show experience that was yesterday. Take some accountability #timf this pedantic attempt to cover your ass for having your festival […]

After Colliding With A Car, This Cyclist Woke Up In The Hospital — To A Traffic Citation

he originally told Streetsblog: “Three broken bones around the orbit of my right eye. Extensive lacerations on the right side of my face and ear. A fourth fracture in my right side nasal bone. Two broken vertebrae on the right side of neck, two broken ribs, a broken right pelvis.” With a number of San […]

Call Ahead: Making Reservations for a Spot at Dolores Park Has Bay Area Scratching Their Heads

Rec and Parks website, in order to reserve your own little piece of Dolores heaven, now all you have to do is apply and pay the fee of $33 to $260 (depending on group size, and not including the $200 security deposit). “All requests for Mission Dolores must complete an online Picnic Application,” the site […]

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