Best Coffee Puns

Introduction

Puns, as we all know, are forms of wordplay that are often amusing to hear and read. Exploiting multiple meanings of a term, for a humorous or rhetoric effect, they are often similar-sounding words. Puns can be sent to anyone to brighten up their day and to make people feel better. There are several different types of puns. 

The most common ones are homophonic and homographic. The homophonic puns are the ones that sound the same, but the words are not synonymous. In homographic puns, the words are exploited to spell the same but they have different meanings and sounds. The other types of puns are homonymic, compounded, and recursive puns. 

Another popular variety of puns are the visual forms of puns. In visual puns, certain phrases are drawn to mean literally the same. For example – soap operas. A soap opera would mean a concert, however, is a visual pun, soap opera will be portrayed as an actual drawing of a soap singing. Therefore, puns are hilarious, no matter what type they are. 

Coffee is a very popular drink worldwide. It is prepared by brewing roasted coffee beans in milk or water and often adding sugar. There are different varieties of coffee found all over the world. The most popular forms of coffee are – cappuccino, mocha, latte, americano, macchiato, frappuccino, and espresso. Several countries have their own types of coffees such as – Irish coffee, Turkish coffee, café au lait, filtered coffee, flat white, etc. Tons of people all over the world drink coffee every day to keep themselves energized. 

Coffee puns can be sent to any coffee lover to add a bit of amusement to their day. Several terms such as – affogato could mean ‘I forgot to’ and brew could mean ‘you’ or ‘blue’ in such puns. Similarly, the words ‘mug’ and ‘latte’ could mean ‘hug’ and ‘little’ in some contexts. Coffee puns can also be used by several coffee shops to amuse their customers. The world’s most popular coffeehouse chain, ‘Starbucks’ has also used several puns to describe the coffee life. Not only that, but several other cafes have also used puns about coffee in their shops or on display on their counters to make people feel happy about having their morning coffee. 

So here are some best coffee puns to keep you going throughout the day, just like a normal cup of coffee. 

Best Coffee Puns

• You are brewtiful. 
• Sending you all a latte love!
• They are cool beans.
• Stay grounded.
• The perfect blend.
• Espresso yourself freely.
• Sorry for being latte. 
• I love you a latte!
• You’re the whipped cream to my mocha. 
• A sad cup of coffee is called a – depresso.
• Happily blended ever after.
• Thank you from the bottom of my cup!
• What is the currency of the sky? – Starbucks. 
• A heated and strong debate can arise when you discuss coffee with sensitive people.
• A warm heart. 
• Don’t worry – be frappe!
• You’re the milk to my latte!
• A cup of coffee espresso-ly for you! 
• What do you call a Frappuccino who wears a cap? – A cappuccino! 
• How did Moses make his coffee? – He-brewed it. 
• Rise and grind!
• Roses are red, violets are blue, two cups of coffee, for me and you!
• How do baristas wish each other good morning? – Good macchiato!
• How do coffees react to people they don’t like? – You mocha us angry!
• What is a coffee’s favorite exercise at the gym? – A French press.
• What do you call it when a barista experiences deja vu? – Deja-brew.
• Why was the coffee bean worried? – Because it had a latte problems at home!
• How do coffee cups greet each other? – With mugs and kisses!
• What does a gossiping barista do? – Spill the beans! 
• Why was the coffee so lazy? – Because it was decaffeinated. 
• What keeps getting grounded? – Spoiled beans! 
• What is a hard-working coffee pot called? – A grinder.
• What are bully coffee beans called? – Mean beans.
• What do coffee beans enjoy doing? – Getting roasted. 
• Why was the coffee shop closed one day? – Because a storm was brewing!
• What advice would you give to overly excited coffee beans? – Boil down everyone.
• What is a cup of cold coffee called? – Cool beans!
• I wish it was easy to affogato pain. 
• Don’t make a coffee sad, give it a mug! 
• I’ve had bean-ough!
• Pain makes coffee bitter.
• Thank you a latte! 
• This is mug-nificient!
• This coffee mocha me happy!
• Sup, brew? 
• The barista looks fa-brew-lous! 
• You’re under a roast! 
• I love brew.
• We are meant to bean!
• Share your coffee-lings with me!
• Our love for coffee is strong! 
• Let’s cream to the world how much we love brew!
• The baby is brew-te. 
• Everything I brew, it’s for you!
• Their friendship came to a bitter end!
• How do French-pressed coffees kiss each other? – They do a French kiss! 
• Thank you creamy much for your love and support!
• Affogato to tell you something – I brew you very much!
• Kettle down everyone, it’s coffee time! 
• Come on, brew can do it!
• Why shouldn’t you drink too much coffee? – It can cause a latte problems.
• Feeling depresso? Have an espresso!
• Believe in brew-self.
• The coffee pot is bean-ormous!
• Where have you bean?
• I’ve bean there.
• What do you call a world of coffee? – Caffeine-ton.
• Who is the queen of coffees? – The queen of Caffeine-ton.
• Java nice day!
• What’s a stupid coffee called? – A pothead!
• I don’t give a frappe!
• Sip sip chicoray! 
• Becoming a barista is a good cappu-tornity for you.
• What’s an undecided barista’s mantra? – To bean or not to bean.
• Don’t worry, sip happens.
• Were everyone sick at the coffee shop? – Yes, they were coffee-ing and sneezing.
• Frappe birthday to brew! 
• What are Korean coffees called? – Dalgonas! 
• Do it with whatever beans necessary.
• I can smell some trouble brewing.
• Quit this mugging!
• Hot off the French presses, the coffee looks stunning!
• Everyone’s brew-ling over you!
• I love this coffee because its rich, hot, and keeps me up all night!
• Unbeanownst to me, the barista made some inquiries.
• What happens if you do a mistake in a coffee shop? – You get bean-alized.
• The coffee beans made their de-brew in Starbucks!
• What do you call it when you steal someone’s coffee? – A Mug-gery!
• The ends justify the beans!
• What is written in the trash cans of a coffee shop? – Put your rubbish in the bean.
• Okay, now we need a coffee break!
• How dare -ccino?
• What do coffee addicts name their cats? – Cream and Sugar.
• What do you call a group of dalgona coffee glasses who enjoy singing and dancing? – Dalgona-Pop!
• What are pure coffees called? – Filter coffee.
• What type of art do baristas do? – Latte art!
• How do coffees go crazy? – They go hazel-nutty! 
• Why does the coffee taste muddy? – Because it was ground minutes ago!
• Be wary of 5-cent espresso, because it is a cheap shot! 
• Hope you have a brewtiful day! 
• Why was the coffee bean taking too long to get roasted? – Because it was procaffeinating!
• What did the cup of coffee say to the cream? – You creamed me! 
• What’s the thug life of coffee called? – Mug life!
• You’re the marshmallow to my cocoa!
• Everything is gonna bean alright! 
• I’ve bean busy a lot lately.
• Just brew it.
• How long will you keep brewing that excuse?!
• What do you call a person addicted to coffee? – A coffee-holic!
• Poe me some more coffee!
• How do you calm down an angry barista? – Don’t get steamed up!
• Sorry, affogato your name.
• What do you call a rude coffee? – Bitter.
• Where’s all my coffee? – They got mugged.
• What is it called when a cup of coffee breaks? – A coffee break!
• I want something tall, dark, and strong. Is it a person? No, it’s coffee!
• What do you call a coffee who’s high – High on pot!
• You perk me up!
• We like our coffee on the dark side! 
• What do you call a caffeine-addict whose devilish? – A caff-fiend!
• She’s always bean there for me!
• How do most people take their coffee? – Seriously, very seriously.
• Take it one cup at a time!
• May the froth be with you.
• Who’s always pressed for time? – A late Espresso!
• What is the spell of baristas to make a perfect cup of coffee? – Espresso patronum!
• I’ve written every frappin’ thing I could think of!
• What’s the formula for a coffee addict? – e = mc² ; energy = milk × coffee². 
• Hakuna Ma’coffee! 
• Hocus pocus, coffee is needed for my focus!
• In coffee, we trust. 
• Coffee smells like freshly ground paradise!
• What if, coffee is addicted to me!  
• The technical name for coffee is – Break fluid!
• Size matters, because we don’t want a small cup of coffee!
• What’s a coffee addict’s favourite co-worker? – The coffee machine!
• Some days, coffee can be a liquid patience.
• Want to hear a joke? – Decaf.
• Oh, another technical name for coffee could be – Brain juice!
• For coffee addicts, they have to insert coffee to begin.
• Everyday is a coffee day! 
• Coffee, nah! It’s liquid optimism! 
• Coffee is like a hug in a mug.
• Enjoy the latte things!
• When you are stressed, get coffee obsessed.
• What’s a coffee addict’s relationship status? – It’s caffeinated!
• Life happens, coffee helps.
• Rainy days and coffee breaks. 
• What time is it always for a barista? – Coffee o’ clock.
• Better latte than never!
• Pardon my french roast!
• May the coffee be with you. 
• A coffee a day keeps the grumpiness away. 
• What do you call a cup of coffee that’s arriving late? – Running latte! 
• Inhale the aroma of coffee, exhale the bad thoughts.
• The coffee is very brew-tilicious!
• I didn’t choose the mug life, the mug life chose me!
• Sit and sip coffee! 
• Just getting caffeinated! 
• Good coffee days. 
• Stay brew-tiful! 
• I’ve been thinking about you a latte!
• What do you call a freezing coffee? – Cold brew!
• What do you call a cup of coffee that exercises a lot? – Strong coffee.
• Coffee flows in our DNA! 
• What is a coffee’s favourite colour? – Red, white and brew!
• What are two best friend Frappuccinos? – Java chip goals!
• Oh no, I didn’t beant that!
• You should have bean there!
• Who would take coffee than compliments in a day? – A coffee lover, of course!
• How do different coffees greet each other? – Hey, how you brewin’?
• What do American coffees say on the 4th of July? – Proud to be americano.
• What do you say to an odd-looking coffee bean? – Try to blend in!
• What newspapers do coffee beans read? – The Daily Grind.
• What do baristas call a wrongly made cup of coffee? – It’s such a drip!
• We need a Venti. 
• I have trouble espresso-ing feelings.
• What do you say to a coffee that is taking too long to pour in a cup? – Pour-ry up!
• We love coffee so much that we often get delusions of Grande!
• How do coffee lovers say ‘alright’? – Au lait!
• Coffee so good, got me frothing.
• How do coffee lovers respond when they forget something? – Oops, affogato! 
• What is a barista’s success mantra? – Keeping my feet on the grounds.
• What colored lenses do coffee lovers wear? – Hazelnut.
• What does one mocha say to the other? – Are you trying to mocha-ing me?
• What does one latte say to the other? – I’m more latte-able than you!
• What does one barista say to the other? – I’m so jeal-esso of you!
• What does a coffee shop manager say to his employee? – Stay grounded, you’re not going anywhere now!
• What do you call coffee that has not been through the French press? – No filter.
• What do you call a cappuccino that came fourth in the coffee race? – It came froth! 
• How do coffees scream? – They cream!
• Who is a coffee’s best friend? – A coffee cup! 
• What do morning coffee lovers have in common? – They take-away their coffee. 
• What happens when you drink a lot of frappuccino? – You get a sugar crash!
• What is one good latte and one bad latte called? – Sugar and Spice! 
• What is strong and black? – An espresso, you racist!
• What is a pumpkin’s favorite coffee? – Pumpkin Spice Latte! 
• What is a coffee lover’s favourite Dracula-inspired Halloween drink at Starbucks? – A Frappula! 
• What coffee do you order if you love both coffee and spice? – A Golden Turmeric Latte! 
• What’s the story of a strong coffee like? – It’s bittersweet.
• What’s the debut of a coffee like? – A debrew.
• What are you brewing here?
• Is it the first time you brewed a coffee pun? 
• Which coffee is the best – americano or macchiato? None, I brew-ate them!
• How do coffees say each other goodbye? – They say brewbye. 
• What will you ask a person who doesn’t like coffee? – Nothing, you make them drink it first!
• What do you call a coffee addict who is procrastinating? – Procaffeinating. 
• What TV show do coffee beans watch a lot? – ‘Coffriends’. 
• What’s the coffee equivalent of Netflix? – Beanflix. 
• How do you praise a barista who makes excellent coffee? – Very brewed.
• What coffee is popular in England? – None, they have tea instead. 
• What do you call a beautiful-looking coffee bean? – Such a brew-ty! 
• Where do coffees live? – Sumatra, of course!
• If a coffee bean’s mother is Irish, Father is Turkish, but the bean is brewed in America, then what will you call it? – An americano, of course! 
• Everything looks frappe! 
• I’m feeling very chico-ray! 
• Ice up your life! 
• Being me a latte, if you don’t, then I’ll moch-sue you. 
• What’s a healthy coffee? – Black coffee! 
• What is it when you call a coffee without any sugar – Sugarless! 
• Do coffees make the best puns? No, they make a lot of fun instead! 
• How do coffees say ‘of course’? – Simple, they just say ‘of coffee’! 
• How do coffees swear? – Oh perk! 
• What do you call a coffee who is freezing in the North Pole? – An iced coffee!
• Which is the only pop music a coffee lover would listen to? – CPop (Coffee Pop!)
• Is coffee just a drink? – Nah, it’s a feeling.
• What do you call it when two coffee beans hate another pair of coffee beans? – Co-haters!
• What do you call it when two coffee beans fall in love with each other? – A coff-air!
• What is the favorite fragrance of a coffee lover? – Bean and Brew Works.
• Where do you find the favorite holiday destination of coffee? – Its Bean-fornia!
• What hats do coffee lovers wear the most? – A bean-ie.
• What do you call a coffee bean that belongs to a foreign country? – A bean-oreigner!
• Where do you find the world’s most expensive coffee? – In Bean-aris!
• What do coffee beans refer to their parents as? – Brew-rents.
• Which is the most popular horror movie among coffee beans? – The Bean-ring.
• What cash do coffees use to pay? – Starbucks. 
• How do coffees say each other to relax? – Just brew-lax!
• Come on, get brewing! 
• I hate this a latte.
• Don’t be tired, have an espresso!
• Coffee makes our world go round! 
• Hey, are you done? No, I’m still brewing it!
• How do you say when a barista is crying? – He’s bean brew-ying a lot lately.
• I’ve bean loving coffee a latte lately.
• What does -ccino about us?! 

More about Puns

As we can see, coffee is the most popular drink all over the world, so these puns can be sent to anyone in any place or culture. Several puns would also be enjoyed by baristas and some would be liked by all. Puns can be cute, funny, sad, or happy. They can also be inspirational or motivational at times. Hence, they can also describe a person’s mood or feelings. In the above puns, we talked about all things coffee, so a few words such as ‘latte’ was used to describe ‘a lot’ and ‘late’. These were mostly homographic puns, as the words were exploited to use something else, and have a different meaning. Similarly, the term ‘brew’ was used to portray different meanings, such as ‘brewtiful’ meant ‘beautiful’, ‘brew-tilicious’ meant ‘delicious’, ‘brew-ling’ meant ‘drooling’, and ‘brew-te’ meant ‘cute’. Similarly, ‘brewing’ was also used to portray ‘going’. The term ‘-ccino’ was used in place of ‘she know’. 

Often, it is easy to understand homographic puns because the context in which we read is understandable. 

Words such as ‘bean’ were used to describe the words ‘being’ (as in ‘cool beans’), ‘been’, or ‘be’ depending on the context. The word ‘froth’ meant ‘force’ (‘may the froth be with you’). The word ‘au lait’ is French and it is pronounced as ‘aw lay’. 

As we can see, there are several terms associated with coffee, and all portrayed different meanings in the puns shown above. 

Probably it is with puns that we get to see a vast world of certain things which we never thought existed before. They’re not only funny or amusing, but they also add a touch of personification to certain non-living things. Puns tell us how we humans live as they personify items. Sometimes, they can also be confused with riddles, especially the question-type puns, however, the biggest difference between a pun and a riddle is that a riddle asks questions based on real-life or puzzles, whereas the questions in puns can be jokingly used to mock or have weird answers. Consider this for example – “What’s the coffee equivalent of Netflix? – ‘Beanflix.’” This is used to portray how we humans have a lifestyle of our own, and it has personified coffee beans, hence it is a pun. The term ‘pun intended’ is used by several people to purposely portray that a certain thing is being mocked. 

Conclusion

Not all puns are used for amusement. Certain puns are also used to describe a person’s feelings, whether they are sad, or angry, or happy, or whatever. And certain puns can also be inspiring, such as ‘Just brew it’ means ‘Just do it’, it’s just the coffee equivalent of the actual quote which can be pleasing to a coffee lover. Similarly, the pun ‘Keeping my feet on the grounds’ means that a barista is working hard and is down to earth, however, the word ‘grounds’ here doesn’t mean the actual ground, it means coffee grounds. Hence, these puns have also added a touch of coffee to certain inspirational quotes. 

Hopefully, these coffee puns will help in brightening up someone’s day, till then brewbye.